said the Shakespearian actor
always reblog the hiddles "Cray-cray"
on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013
EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.
Reblog while you can, the year’s almost over D:
such car, very fast
I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WILL EVAPORATE ALL OCEANS. I WILL BURN EVERY FOREST. I WILL FREEZE EVERY DESERT. I WILL EXPLODE THE FUCKING MOON AND THE SUN AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
requested by spocktorwho
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Holy shit this got more notes than I thought
this is getting out of hand
This is the only one thats made me laugh outloud
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs